girl on the verge
be careful when you’re high as hell cause heaven’s running low. prepare for the final blow, i hope your eyes are open.

& i promise to learn to love the way i learn to fear and to unknot all the inhibitions tangled in my hair.

distribute the dust.

& when a boy writes off the world it's done with sloppy misspelled words; if a girl writes off the world it's done in cursive.

i'll be the ground, nobody gets me down. i'll be the bridge, fall from the highest ledge.

& i say there's more to this world than this little field of dreams we're dancing in, and i want to see that world.

i've lost all faith in a world so full of hate and i don't fucking love music i just use it to escape.

& everybody's got their own story; i wrote mine. everybody's got their own words; you quote mine. everybody thinks I'm fucking nuts; wanna hold mine?

stay frosty, gents.

wanna see something cool?


via: gunpowderandspark
source: nuditea

posted 10 hours ago on 21/8/2014+ 35,441 notes

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.



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source: becca-morley

juliuscaesarofficial:

becca-morley:

history

why are there no posts about me on this 

this is an outrage


posted 11 hours ago on 21/8/2014+ 539,078 notes
#history #amazing

via: broday
source: catladyofficial
caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.


posted 11 hours ago on 21/8/2014+ 245,633 notes
#omfg

via: sidneydear
source: hotdadcalendar

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence


posted 11 hours ago on 21/8/2014+ 220,727 notes

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW


posted 12 hours ago on 21/8/2014+ 107,558 notes

fatandfabulousmermaid:

reallylameblog:

brainfried:

this vine is called: What The Hell Is Wrong With White People

This video really upset me

I think everyone knew someone in school like this


posted 12 hours ago on 21/8/2014+ 59,519 notes

via: broday
source: mikelarteta

posted 12 hours ago on 21/8/2014+ 21,052 notes
#movies

via: toesohnoes
source: avengersonna

avengersonna:

Did you know that if you say Dorito three times in the bathroom mirror Chris Evans Will come out and touch your left boob


posted 12 hours ago on 21/8/2014+ 18,851 notes
ohmygil:

westcoastavengers:

Justice League by Billy Tucci

I just appreciate this because everyone’s idea of trying to stop a tsunami is punching it with the exception of Batman, who wants to sacrifice a small child to satiate the sea god’s anger.

ohmygil:

westcoastavengers:

Justice League by Billy Tucci

I just appreciate this because everyone’s idea of trying to stop a tsunami is punching it with the exception of Batman, who wants to sacrifice a small child to satiate the sea god’s anger.


posted 12 hours ago on 21/8/2014+ 12,956 notes
#amazing

via: sidneydear
source: niqabisinparis

niqabisinparis:

we praise men for the most trivial shit like “omg he buys you pads and chocolate!!!! hubby material!!!” 

chill


posted 13 hours ago on 21/8/2014+ 28,145 notes

via: littlecatlady
source: kkristoff

posted 13 hours ago on 21/8/2014+ 13,187 notes
shisnojon:

batgod:

shisnojon:

ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU WHORE???!?!?! ARE YOU STUPID. DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP. BARBARIAN.

that is a spoon

NOOO

shisnojon:

batgod:

shisnojon:

ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU WHORE???!?!?! ARE YOU STUPID. DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP. BARBARIAN.

that is a spoon

NOOO


posted 13 hours ago on 21/8/2014+ 613,526 notes

DARK FIGURES

In this creepy video, the user is inside what seems to be an abandoned house. He goes into a room and sees a darkish figure sitting down facing the wall. He slams the door, but then goes to open it again. This time the figure is standing up, facing him. 

The figure looks like a dark mass that’s transparent at some parts. When it stands the viewer can tell it has an almost non-human shape. It’s arms are too short and seem to end in a stump rather than fingers. 


Tom Hardy as Max in Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)